"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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