Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
vagina is talking i cant
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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