She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize