if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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