physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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