be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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