Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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