do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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