Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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