Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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