did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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