I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
