We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up under a house in Key West
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