This girl is more easily done than said...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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