In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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