I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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