Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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