Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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