Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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