so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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