people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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