awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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