If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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