my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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