somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
