Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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