Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
