So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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