the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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