No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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