He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
PANTIES FOUND
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