Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the day after is always just damage control
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize