If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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