READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
