So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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