2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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