i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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