He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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