Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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