I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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