It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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