butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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