Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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