so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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