dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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