I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I woke up under a house in Key West
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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