the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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