Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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