Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He? As in you personified your dick?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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