he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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