sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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