Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You can't just leave with hair like that
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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