What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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