Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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